“What goes up must come down.”
― Isaac Newton
That includes the toilet seat, mister!
Our toilet seat got a makeover today. It’s a part of my Toilet Seat Training for Men program, a one step program aimed at teaching your husband to put that toilet seat down.
Yes ma’am, I did! Half joking. Half serious. Mostly joking. You know you’ve thought about it too. Hey, I’m a visual learner so it makes perfect sense to me. Sometimes men need a gentle reminder. Call it a honey-do list of sorts.
Never underestimate the wrath of a woman who has experienced the “porcelain splash”.
Ah, the joys of marriage. Love you honey! Xo
Hahaha! AWESOME!
Of course, any efficiency expert can tell you, leaving the toilet seat where it is when you are finished is always the least effort, because odds are 50-50 the next person will need it in the same position, thereby removing any need to adjust it in half of all cases. Meantime, if you always put it down, that means everytime a man pees he has to put it up and put it down, for double the effort.
Double effort means double the opportunity to avoid work, which is why the toilet seat will simply remain down, and covered in pee.
Now, in a public restroom particularly, the minimal work is any scenario that avoids dealing with a toilet seat covered in pee. In this case, the toilet seat should always be left up, no matter what. Women are the worst offenders here, putting the seat down and “hovering,” thereby coating half the bathroom in pee.